Oh darlin', my dearest ever darlin',
I think you're being cruel.
I caught you snarling, at the thought of me and farming,
You make it hard to prove.
Well the truth is growing, the crop of oats I've sewn,
I thought you were my jewel.
Always sparkling, even in the darkest,
Corner of the room.

Oh I pretended I was sleeping,
But I had my eye on you.
You spilled your little secret,
To think you tried to keep it,
From the one who potted plants for you.
Let's repeat it, I'm the one who potted plants for you.

Oh darlin', my dearest ever darlin',
I think you're being cruel.
I caught you snarling, at the thought of me and farming,
Now you're barking at the moon.
But the truth is growing, with the grass I keep on mowing,
To keep our yard in tune.
While you're out there bathin', In the sunny-honey haven,
You're lookin' and actin' like a prune.

I've was pretending I was sleeping,
But I had my eye on you.
You spilled your little secret,
To think you tried to keep it,
From the one who wants to dance with you,
Lets repeat it, I'm the one who wants to dance with you.

I pretended I was sleeping, 
But I had my eye on you.
You spilled your little secret, to think you tried to keep it,
From the one who wants to dance with you.
Let's repeat it, I'm the one who wants to dance with you,
I've been defeated by a woman who was seeded like a prune.